Beavers introduced to the Forest of Dean
Michael Gove, the great big I am
when Brexit seemed to be in a jam
said to his boss ‘You see dear ma’am
I want to show that I give a dam.
My way of proving I’m an achiever
and environmentally I’m a believer
is showing the good of a well-toothed beaver
who proves a remainer, not eager leaver.
Will May flower or fly?
She says she’s strong and stable
but has proved that she’s not able
to deliver what she says she’s going to do.
When in charge of immigration
she broke a promise to the nation
by not cutting it as she said she would.
Instead, she pushed austerity
giving to posterity
cutting police jobs by twenty thousand.
One she yelled ‘Remain’
then changed her mind again.
Unprincipled, she ‘leads’ the other way.
She swore ‘No snap election’
unstably changed direction
saying she must have no opposition.
But cross-party Parliament
had supported her intent
to push her so-called Brexit plan.
May showed she hasn’t got election guts
to face debate and so she shut
the door on other party leaders.
I’m waiting for you
to be honest
that Russia interfered
in your election publicity
hoping you will
Outclassed by a woman
who gained more votes
than you or any POTUS has
at your inauguration
knowing very well
that protester crowds
were the real news.
Many people see in you
the kind of bully
they knew at school
like the media bullies
for using lies